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When do you congratulate someone
for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!


The real problem does not start when a
boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.


Life is d Most Easy Exam but Many Fail,
Becoz, they try to copy others,Not
realizing that each 1 has a different question paper...!!


9 Advices To Youth:
1> Never Love A Girl/Boy
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2> Never Lie To Parents..
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3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .
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4> Always Say Sorry To
Enemies..
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5> Never drink alcohol
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6> Never Bunk College/ School..
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7> Never Roam Till Mid Night
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8> Always Study Well
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9> Die Immediately If You
Follow The Above Eight
Advices...:p :D :O :D


Sometimes I forget
to ask
"Are you ok?"

Sometimes I even
miss to say
"Hi"

But,
It doesnt mean that
I forgot you.
I'm just
lazy like u!


If u need advice, text me...
if u need a friend, call me ...
if u need me, come to me...
if u need money..
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


Take 1 spoon of sugar nd put it on ur eyes...
Confused!
Are baba..
For sweet drems!
If u want spicy dreams
then try some mirchi powder.


I think Girls Have Brain But Don't Need To Use It.


Understanding a Girl is like..
Downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed...
                                      & when u have downloaded 95%,
u'll get an error..! ;-) :-o



Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when youare nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...


i wont be impressed with technology until i download food on the internet


Air nd students have D same mentality.
HOW..?
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Both turn D book pages without reading..!!


U wanna see my 6 packs..
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!


Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg

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Please scrach here with bleade


Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile


ATTiTude Reloaded:
I'm Responsible For What I Say;
Not What You Understand. %-(


Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?


What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.


A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.


Wad u mn by "STUPID"?
Don't no..
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-da world..
So,,be STUPID


WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.


A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
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where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!.


The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

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