When
do you congratulate someone
for
their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
★
The
real problem does not start when a
boy
starts looking at girl.
It
begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
★
Life
is d Most Easy Exam but Many Fail,
Becoz,
they try to copy others,Not
realizing
that each 1 has a different question paper...!!
★
9
Advices To Youth:
1>
Never Love A Girl/Boy
.
2>
Never Lie To Parents..
.
3>
Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .
.
4>
Always Say Sorry To
Enemies..
.
5>
Never drink alcohol
.
6>
Never Bunk College/ School..
.
7>
Never Roam Till Mid Night
.
8>
Always Study Well
.
.
9>
Die Immediately If You
Follow
The Above Eight
Advices...:p
:D :O :D
★
Sometimes
I forget
to ask
"Are
you ok?"
Sometimes
I even
miss
to say
"Hi"
But,
It
doesnt mean that
I
forgot you.
I'm
just
lazy
like u!
★
If u
need advice, text me...
if u
need a friend, call me ...
if u
need me, come to me...
if u
need money..
SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!
★
Take 1
spoon of sugar nd put it on ur eyes...
Confused!
Are
baba..
For
sweet drems!
If u
want spicy dreams
then
try some mirchi powder.
★
I
think Girls Have Brain But Don't Need To Use It.
★
Understanding
a Girl is like..
Downloading
a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed...
& when
u have downloaded 95%,
u'll
get an error..! ;-) :-o
★
Men
are like Bluetooth:
He is
connected to you when youare nearby,
but
searches for other devices when you are away..
Women
are like Wi-Fi:
She
sees all available devices
but
connects to the strongest one...
★
i wont
be impressed with technology until i download food on the internet
★
Air nd
students have D same mentality.
HOW..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Both
turn D book pages without reading..!!
★
U
wanna see my 6 packs..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
\_/
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
★
He
Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why
you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg
you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Please
scrach here with bleade
★
Good
is not creat by god,
not
designed by ur parents,
not
prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
★
ATTiTude
Reloaded:
I'm
Responsible For What I Say;
Not
What You Understand. %-(
★
Sweet
candies are nice to eat …
Sweet
words are easy to say …
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY
GOD! how did u find me?
★
What
is Swarg?
American
Salary
German
car
Chinese
Food &
Indian
Wife
What
is Nark?
American
Wife
German
Food
Chinese
Car &
Indian
Salary.
★
A good
discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short
enough to pertain interest and
long
enough to cover the subject.
★
Wad u
mn by "STUPID"?
Don't
no..
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-da
world..
So,,be
STUPID
★
WHY
STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52
in a year,Days left 313
Summer
holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs
daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr
daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs
daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr
talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams
days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid
& Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV
at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1
day is your BIRTHDAY.
★
A Nice
saying:
"FINE"
IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
.
where
as,
"TAX"
IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a
funny world!.
★
The
universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable
thought,
particularly
if you've just made a down payment on a house.
★
Before
you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
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